You know, when I bite into a barely legal teen I want her body to be tight. Like a volleyball players. I want to feel like I am driving something that will never respond like this again. However, when I bite into a Cougar I want her to be just like Friday above.

Yeah, her name is Friday and if you ask me, Friday is the perfect start to a kickass weekend! Friday is from My Friends Hot Mom. A site that explores the cougar/older woman fantasies we all had when he were in school.

One of my friends from back then had a mom named Nickel… No that isn’t her real name, but I don’t want to catch shit for using her real name. Just count down a denomination and you get the idea.

Nickel was a little thick in the hips. That meant she had some time in the game. Nickel could teach you a thing or two. My friend had a pool and Nickel loved to lay out by the pool. She always seemed to be rubbing suntan lotion on herself right when she knew you were looking. I wasted a lot of man seed thinking about her oiled skin.

Unfortunately for my friend Nickel dated one of the guys and get this… she eventually married him! Personally, I just like to bang older women. Let them buy you gifts or take you on trips. Why marry one and be tied to her when you can bang many and be tied to nothing?

Each week the women at MyFriendsHotMom.com seduce another boy toy. My personal fascination with the site is they actually come up with some pretty nice themes. Sure, porn is known for corny plot lines but in this case it works out just fine. Besides, it isn’t like my own personal fantasies would win an Oscar anyway…

At only a buck ninety-five the trial is easy to swallow. You get three solid days to decide if this network is right for you. Network? Yeah, you don’t just get access to one exclusive site, you get access to all of the sites they run. That means you get four more MILF/Cougar sites and sixteen more in other niches totaling 30,000+ hours of video!

Grab a Fleshlight and pretend it is Friday. You won’t be sorry!